All I can think while reading these comments is “no wonder women are always telling men to properly clean their asses, because they keep running into these ‘my hand is fine enough’ dudes”
The lack of scrubbing here makes me weep for your girlfriend’s, wives, significant others. Knowing goddamn well y’all got stanky balls and asses and get musty by noon everyday because you haven’t properly scrubbed the hair in your pits.
Yuck, your parents failed all of you.
There have been zero eggs for a week now at my grocery store because of the bird flu soooo