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Cake day: Jul 12, 2023

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The landlords.

There are a lot of them so it would be exhausting work to behead them all myself but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make


Paranoia is a survival trait dating back to our ape ancestors.


Dude, you and me quit at almost the same time!





What's a decent charitable organisation that accepts DOGE?
I want to get rid of the last of my dogecoin that is on a no longer supported wallet on my old phone before I scrap it. It's only about $10 AUD worth. It's the last of my crypto (ironically it was also the first of my crypto) and then I no longer have any active wallets and my balances will be zero. But I'm not converting it to something else, the recipient needs to accept doge as it is. Bonus points if the charity is animal related I will also settle for a picture of your dog and your word that you'll give them a pat and a treat on my dime if no charity is suitable.
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One of them stupidly expensive watches, that is worth more than a house, might be the best way to move value across borders. But you gotta find a sucker to buy it.



Heroin is quite compact, and always holds its value of you’re travelling from lower socioeconomic to higher.



I think kink. Some people just love to be seen or caught in compromising states of undress.







Does anyone else act more 'human' when solving captchas?
Whenever I have to do a captcha where you must select all tiles with bicycles, I know I can just click through super fast, but I feel like that might make the website suspicious, so I purposefully slow down like "Geez, this is a melon-scratcher!" or click and then unclick a tile like "whoops, silly me, thats an umbrella not a bicycle!" And wiggle the mouse randomly a bit as if Im double-checking my work even when I know damn well I got all the bicycles in 0.67 seconds. Basically I feel like I have to act dumb so the internet doesn't think I'm a bot. DAE get this?
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I used to hate this about myself until I briefly took up photography.

“I have to take 100 pictures to find 1 i like!” I lamented. “Just like my hobbies!”

Then it clicked. Im not abandoning all my hobbies. Im auditioning them for the role.


If someone else is in the kitchen while I’m cooking, its already game over, for them.