I was a bad student, but a great standardized test taker.

I placed into advanced classes, but had zero interest in learning or studying.

Once I hit high school I was done for.

Geometry, Calculus, etc. I could never wrap my head around why I would ever need to know any of it in my daily life, nor could I envision the practical application of any of it.

So I would zone out or sleep.

Now, trying to help my daughters with their math, it might as well be hieroglyphics.

The gnats inside the house.

+1 for Psych.

Whoa. 100% ditto!

Jean Ralphio?

We’re well past that day. Foo Fighters are played on our Classic Rock station.

His name? Creed Bratton.

1. Don’t mess with people
2. Don’t mess with people’s stuff
3. Don’t poke the bear