I’m dying in a religious conflict

Are you by chance Irish?

https://www.wikihow.com/Get-a-Middle-School-Crush-to-Like-You

UUUHHHHH


monday


inhales

I like coming here.

In break times, i often get to see her, with her long skirt, her adorable jacket, and her soft, long, brown hair.

She is rather tall in her friend group, she must be 13, maybe 14…

It doesn’t stop me for loving her even if i am in my 40’s.

Nothing can.

It’s not a barbaric attraction like thoses weird pedophiles.

My love is pure.

She’s made to be mine.

“I want to be with her together.”


tuesday


She just leaved the school to buy her meal.

Today she did attach her hairs into two braids, with ribbons at the ends.

She is so cute.

“I absoluetly want to be with her”


She seems to be alone right now.

“Is it my chance?”

Slowly, gently, silently, I put some chloroform on the piece of cotton.

Softly, purely, nicely, I approach her from behind.

Strangely, surprisingly, quickly, she does a barrel roll and a backflip, and face me with an assault rifle.

Rougly, straightly, immediatly, she say: “ladies and gentleman, we got him”

Painly, horribly, trementously, i get perfored multiple times by supersonic projectiles, and fall on the ground.

“aww man”

I just died trying to get a middle school crush to like me.


Guys don’t call the police it’s for the thing

FBI OPEN UP

Initiative in D&D 5E

I die in a conflict where I tell a Wizards of the Coast zombie that Paizo and Pathfinder are the best, which, honestly, I should’ve seen coming.

I will also die on the hill of pf >>> 5e.

Apparently I’ll die becoming Israeli

IDF coming in hot

At least you aren’t going to die becoming a southern belle.

I think this speaks for itself

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I’m dying of stupidity, apparently.

Dying is the opposite of seeking mental stimulation lol

well hmm, This could be interesting

I WARNED YEH!
DIDN’T I WARN YEH?

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Welp…

Getting punched in the throat while trying to wall thump somebody is peak physical comedy.

.Donuts
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Praying for death by snu snu…

Is that link rigged…? This is what I got:

https://www.wikihow.com/Give-a-Rectal-Exam

I got “How to remove a urinary catheter” 😱🤣

You must be a crewman on the Sargossa

irelephant [he/him]🍭
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Step one: Post when zuck was skewing video counts to make people “pivot to video”

That’s so damn funny!!!

They say no. When you continue to insist on getting an account, your dad loses his patience and starts beating you with jumper cables.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

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How to treat a hernia at home (and when you see a doctor)

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